Going to Portland, OR next Sunday.
PS I hate my job.
“Didn’t you hear me?” Obviously. Dumb bitch. Why would you try to park in a parking lot a person and shit ton of carts are in? This is not a fucking parking spot anyway, lady. It’s a god damn cart depot. Suck my dick and leave my store. Please. Try to hit me with your car again, you crazy whore.
best four hours ever:
skyping my boyfriend while we’re both playing pokemon silver on our computers, and his little brother plays on his sp in the chair next to him. i love being nerdy with him and talking shit to the ingame trainers.
Anonymous asked: fucktitsshit i meant to spam you with anonymous questions that you certainly wouldnt be able to guess who asked them....forget that was me. bahahaa.
kristinacreates asked: whats your favrite flavor of ice creammmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Anonymous asked: how do mermaids have babies?
So he's gone.
And I’m already writing a letter. It’s kind of pathetic but fuck it. I want to talk to him, so I am going to do it. Also Pirate Radio ftw.
where is a teleportation device when you need it?
MY BROTHER PEED ON MY FLOOR OHAHAH I AM SO PISSED...
i am fucking drunk. please ask me things.